eric cartman

a realy cool dude who should be president.

sieg heil eric cartman!!!!

by satans little whore September 26, 2005

Cartman Fatass

A guy/girl with an excessively large ass with a bountiful amount of cellulite. He/she is usually emotionally unstable and can be quite annoying.

You: Look at Sophia! Her ass is hanging so low from all that cellulite.
Friend: And to top it off, she's super annoying too!
You: She's definitely a Cartman Fatass!

by Psycho-kitty May 7, 2014

cartmansexual

a sexuality where you are only attracted to eric cartman, nobody else. it is very cartmanphobic to question this

That person is attracted to Eric Cartman, they are "cartmansexual".

by armylucas8709 March 31, 2023

cartmancore

Anything pertaining to Eric Cartman or his personality.

"That stupid fucking autistic girl is posting cartmancore edits in the groupchat, can you ban her?"

by cyberfencer April 2, 2023

Every Kyle's got a Cartman.

For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.

Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".

Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.

Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.

Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.

Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."

Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."

by Imma KNIGHT November 11, 2013

Cartman

Possibly and most likely the funniest cartoon charactar of all time. he stars in the show South Park, a moutain town in Colorado. Cartman is a fat,spoiled kid whos mom is a hermaphrodite. he also Hates Jews especially Kyle. Cartman is always ripping on him for being a Jew.

Cartman:Fuck you you dirty jewbag!!!

Kyle:Screw you!!!

by yomommasucksyodaddy! March 26, 2008

Chody Carman

The Spreading of the legs out the window of a very close to gether housing complex giving the neibors a shock.

Last night i was reading and when i looked out the window logan was giving me the Chody Carman.

by It'skindalikeacheesewheel April 6, 2009