Carpenters Cut

When stuck on a building site with no toilet paper someone who needs to pass solids could use the carpenters cut. It is a process of spreading your ass cheeks wide and then letting them go back together as the solid is passed. Thus creating a carpenters cut and removing the need of toilet paper.

Carl "I have no toilet paper and need to go number two to relieve myself. I am in a silight situation what ever could I do"

Stephen "But Carl you can use the carpenters cut and forget the toilet paper"

by Paul131279 February 22, 2007

Carpenter's Dick

When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.

Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.

Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.

by incufilter November 14, 2016

Played the Carpenter

Getting nailed biblical style.

We were totally doing missionary and he totally played the carpenter.

by FKTR September 25, 2010

the carpenter

when you bang a girl using a 4x4 as a strap-on

the carpenter hurts like hell I have a splinter in my ass

by adrain barboza April 2, 2019

carpeted

the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night.

My god! Last night Mikey drank 13 pints of cider, he was so carpeted!

by Henery Duong July 15, 2007

Stephen Carpenter

person/n. Lead guitarist for the Deftones. Also known as Stef Carpenter. Known for playing in the key of C and various pedal arrangements. Crucial to the success of the White Pony album.

1. I want a Stephen Carpenter style guitar setup.

2. Stephen Carpenter is one of my heroes!

by Craig B. December 30, 2005

carpetter

Noun A person who lays carpets.

Jim: "Joe lays carpet for a living. What's that called again?"
Tim: "A carpetter."

by Carpet Layer 2000 October 2, 2013