A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)
“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”
by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018
by FlyNiggaTy February 19, 2010
Person A "Wow, did you hear about Clum?
Person B "Yeah, it's so tragic, he's turned int a right carpet muncher other those Klara carpets from Ikea..."
Person B "Yeah, it's so tragic, he's turned int a right carpet muncher other those Klara carpets from Ikea..."
by CLUM MAC'N'CHEESE April 22, 2018
by Mr. Clever December 23, 2014
by Philosopha June 21, 2005
John:holy shit doug, get a load of mikes girlfriend she's so big, fat, and hairy.
Doug:yeah, you can sure tell mike is a carpet muncher.
Doug:yeah, you can sure tell mike is a carpet muncher.
by Despicable M3 July 27, 2010
A lesbian who is tired of eating pussy, but will not give into dick. A Vegan Carpet Muncher may eat it sometimes, but may just look the other way. She may eat the occasional steak just to not eat pussy. A Vegan Carpet Muncher has troubles admitting she is a Carpet Muncher, after being a Vegan for so long, she may just give up and be just a regular Carpet Muncher. To spot a Vegan Carpet Muncher just watch for the girls who never eat any pussy, only say, kissing, dildo playing, never any licking of any such.
Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
by Delagodo January 09, 2012