Carlene Fleming

A walking talking goddamn humungous obese lump of toxic trash ranging from 500lb to 2500lb. She is a squatter and lives in a govt funded shack stealing govt funds to pay for hair and nail jobs up to $1500 and pilfering taxpayer money to ferry her fat ass to the shop a couple if yards across the street where she hangs around after dark to deal weed and get high with her extremely irritating entitled kids who also weigh hundreds of lbs. She is blacklisted by car rental companies (she got the money by faking disability) after breaking the suspension on at least 2 dozen cars and refusing to pay repair costs, for which she has been jailed several times in a supermax prison (not supermax in terms of security but in terms cell size to accommodate the foot wide cascade of fatty flabs dangling from her 4' wide chest. When walking along public roads and across bridges she must attach an 'oversize' numberplate and a police escort will accompany her as she is a hazard to public safety. She is a nasty brat an screams like a banshee Karen at every opportunity to defend the trouble her entitled bratty kids get in when they misbehave (the only thing they know how to do). Everyone passing this oversize whore/hoar is repelled not only by the nauseating stench of rotting flesh but also of the sewerage she bathes in and the overmatured stilton cheese she greases her hair with.

When a Carlene Fleming was hired at my elementary school, we all skipped class and freaked out. The Carlene Flemong caused the largest incident of mass hysteria ever recorded.

by Cudbcnfcncjc August 23, 2019

Carlynton

A high school on Kings Highway located in Rosslyn Farms, PA. Usually graduates about 150 - 250 people per graduating class. This high school is combines the outcasts of Crafton, Carnegie, and Rosslyn Farms and trys to "teach" them. Teachers are C level at best and the most technological thing in this school is a vending machine. The principals are usually out of touch a-holes. The only good thing to come out of this school was Bill Cowher and that was 20 yrs ago.

College Admissions: Looks like you got straight As. This is very good.

Potential Student: Thanks I tried really hard.

College Admissions: The only problem is that you went to Carlynton, expect to see a rejection letter in the mail.

Potential Student: Aw man, what am I supposed to tell my mom when I didn't get accepted at Pheonix Online?

by CarGrad July 17, 2009

Carlyle

Very beautiful green eyed blond with many talents. Best personality than anyone around. Always smiling and enjoying every second of life. Likes to drink, smoke, hang out with friends, and have a good time. Very trustworthy and responsible. Loyal to friends. Respectable towards adults. Slim model body. Great in bed. Perfect breasts. Always looks great and smells good. Wonderful sense of style. Amazing kisser. Will easily turn you on and captivate you with her gorgeous eyes. Loved by everyone, but catches hell by some because they are very jealous. VERY loyal and TRUTHFUL to any boyfriend she has. Not a cheater. Doesn't hate anyone. Just perfect in every way.

Dude, that Carlyle is the TOTAL PACKAGE!

by backspaceentershift November 21, 2010

Carlene

A bitch with great tits and ass

wooo that is a carlene

by deez people November 29, 2016

Carlness

The inner Greatness black Carls have.

Man my friend Carl has lots of Carlness.

by CaliguyThompson March 28, 2015

carlynna

a very pretty girl who has an amazing personality and always has a smile on her face

Hey look it's that hottie carlynna

by Aaannnnnooonnnyyyymmmmooouuuss March 14, 2017

carlyn mitchell

carlyn is the best person you will ever meet. she is always so beautiful and up beat and outgoing. she actually rocks peoples socks off. you are lucky to know a carlyn mitchell.

"i just met carlyn mitchell! wow- she is one cool girl."
"everyone needs a carlyn mitchell in their life!!"

by dat_softballgurl_69;) January 23, 2023