Rapido Carlito

The act of performing coitus with a woman and having a saucy fart on her bed before leaving with your expensive cuttlery set.

Stacy's bed is full of weak sauce.
- Damn! John left with a Rapido Carlito!

by mckek September 3, 2016

Carlito

Carlito is the sexiest person to live
And has a hot boyfriend named Jose
Who is really hot and is daddy
Carlito=Daddy
He is to sexy But he is not gay He thinks girls are hot Carlito daddy same

Hahahahhahe took a carlito in the middle of class

by Stinky guy poop July 13, 2022

Carlitos

dumbahh bitch1111 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh grrrrrrrr ahhhhh grrg

Omg did you just fall and hit your head1? u are such a CARLITOS..

by wtfisapseudonym123 December 22, 2022

Carlitos

Carlitos is my man

Un joto maricon wanted to take Carlitos away from the girl

by C.F.T November 18, 2021

Carlito

A man with a spanish accent that is using it ironically

Carlito: OY YO TENGO MUCHO PERROS
Normal Pleb: Yo you mad or something

Or

Dude 1:Man youre such a Carlito
Dude 2: (in spanish accent)YO MAN WHAT YOU SAYIN WHO IS CARLITO

by koboM November 13, 2018