Catfishing

Hiding who you really are to hook someone into an online relationship using Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, MySpace or by cell phone.

Guy 1: "Hey so I met this new girl online! She is so hot!"
Guy 2: "Have you ever seen her in person?"
Guy 1:"No, does that matter?"
Guy 2: "Better make sure she's not a catfish.."
Guy 1: "You think she's catfishing?!"

by Hope Swan January 20, 2014

carfisting

The act of a female slowly inserting and fucking a vehicle's gear selector.

Stacey put her brand new 2010 Hummer into park at a local Kroger so she could begin carfisting her tight pussy.

by Dylandam November 13, 2011

whiskerless catfish

Large mass of fecal matter. Floater in service station or rest stop toilet.

Man, did you see that school of whiskerless catfish in the bowl at the reststop?

by tony clifton III February 3, 2010

financial catfish

A person thats leads a lifestyle in which they falsely advertise their wealth and financial accumulation. He or She may wear and buy designer brands that are beyond their cash earning to boost social image.

" That girl is showing of her new GUCCI BAG, clearly she's a financial catfish "

by sternclion January 3, 2015

catfished

Being deceived over facebook as the deceiver professed their romantic feelings to his/her victim, but isn't who they say they are.

Having a fake facebook profile, images and avatar in order to lure people to have romantic feelings. They are then catfished when the victim realises the person they have falled for via facebook is not who they APPEAR to be

by dottykai May 28, 2011

Catfished

To be deceived or lead on by someone on any social network, or chat session who's claiming to be someone or something they're not and tries anything to make you believe them with words that might interest you. While they're just sitting behind whatever devices they're using and their true identity is being concealed while giving you false information about themselves.

A typical catfisher would:
*Use False info or identification
*tells or sends you anything that interests you (very romantic or sexual
*will ask for money or talk you into joining any website you got to pay for.
*will constantly go through great lengths to ignore or make up an excuse to avoid any telephone conversation or video chatting.

How to avoid it:
*ask as many questions possible and see how they react.
*video chat or have a telephone conversation with them a few times.
*check their pictures or info out (Google the images they use)

I've almost been Catfished by someone who is a transsexual.

by val_venis February 26, 2015

catfish wednesday

A virginia tech term which defines wednesday nights where the bottom feeders of the female race come out to party.

"Dude I got my dick puked on last night"
"Rough shit man, thats why I dont go out on catfish Wednesday"

by cmor99 September 19, 2009