Candler

Someone who is very attractive and witty. They get good grades and get laid. Basically a perfect man.

I want me a Candler so bad!

by MoreLyfe April 17, 2017

extremely careless

Regular citizen definition: grossly negligent (i.e. criminal)

Hillary Clinton definition: presidential

Person 1: Dude, the FBI Director just said that Hillary Clinton was extremely careless in handling highly classified information. But I guess they're not recommending any charges be made.

Person 2: Extremely careless - doesn't that basically mean she was grossly negligent? I thought that gross negligence in transmitting classified information is prosecutable under the Espionage Act. Sounds like she should be considered a criminal.

Person 1: Nah bro, that just means she's considered presidential material.

by jamescomey July 8, 2016

Candle Yeast

A scary man who refuses to open his mouth without an autotune mic in hand.
Not to be confused with the rapper Kanye West

"Did you hear Candle Yeast's new song "I wanna be Elvis (feat Sarah McLachlan)"?

by username23 February 17, 2009

candlemass

candlemass is a doom band from the 80s. they picked up where black sabbath left off, they mixed sabbath's slow, drop D guitar riffs with operatic vocals like those found in Carmina b
Burana. truly a pioneer of the doom metal genre

"im sitting here alone in darkness waiting to be free,lonely and forlorn i am crying"
candlemass album Epicus Doomicus Metallicus

by Triv666 October 20, 2008

Sausage Candle

Sausage candle. if u listen to Glass Animals you probably know that sausage candles are the best choice of lyrics in history. You take ze candle and put ze sausage in it and then worship the sausage until you dramatically summon Dave Bayley as he will bring u more candle sausage.

“Smells good up here
Yeah, it's the candle, yo it's uh
Sausage candle“

by _junip3r January 27, 2021

Carleen

Carleen is one of the sweetest things you will ever encounter as you walk across this earth. She will dazzle you with her wit and her sweet charm. She will entertain you with her imagination and sense of adventure. When you are with Carleen there is never a dull moment. She has an infectious personality that makes you love her instantaneously. Her beauty is immeasurable. If you are a Carleen you are truly beautiful on the outside but on the inside as well. She is loved by most and those who do not fall under her spell change their minds after knowing her, unless they are of the foolish kind. She is a wonderful, wonderful creature who will make you a better person just for being in her midst. The girl that i'm falling so deeply for. The girl that puts a smile on my face whether I'm with her or just thinking about her. Carleens are easy/great to fall in love with, but they are impossibly hard to fall out of love with. Once hooked to a Carleen, you certainly will maintain a strong connection for a very long time. They are addicting like a drug, except the high is much more uplifting. If a Carleen says shes loves you, you're in luck for sure. Carleens need to be taken care of and treated right, and though it’s very hard at times to figure out the right way, in the end everything will work out right, through all the ups and all the downs. Carleen's love with all their being.

A classy, flirty young woman Playful, a tease
I am falling for a Carleen

by dfghjjjllvbnmyt August 18, 2010

Shit Candle

The phenomenon when someone fails at wiping their ass after defecating and proceeds to employ a seat heater (e.g., in an automobile) thereby yielding the aroma of shit.

Seriously, turn off your seat heater - it stinks in here because you're firing up your shit candle.

by Appled January 8, 2014