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Cardi B

A slang term for going deaf
Man, I think I’m going Cardi B!
by ThatFurretKid June 27, 2020
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Cardiovascularmalexia

Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.
I’m not a perv, I just have cardiovascularmalexia. it’s terminal
by THE SHMORT January 1, 2020
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cardinal copia

a gay priest who likes rats rigatoni and trikes
by auritu November 5, 2022
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cardinal copia

CARDINAL COPIA IS SUCH AN ADORABLE HOT BABYGIRL. HE LOVES RATS, WEARING TIGHT PANTS, AND SHAKING HIS ASS ON STAGE. HE’S ALSO HELLA FRUITY AND PROBABLY WITH A TOUCH OF THE ‘TISM
OMG ITS CARDINAL COPIA I LOVE HIM HES SO BABYGIRL I WANNA HUG AND KISS HIM AND SUCK HIM OFF AND FUCK HIM
by cardinalcopiasbbg November 8, 2022
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rhomboid cardigan

-noun
1. A collarless knitted sweater containing a characteristig oblique-angled parallelogram with only the opposite sides equal.
2. A rhomboid cardigan is an item of purchase that makes you look like hot stuff, similar to argyle, but not quite. The rhomboid pattern can occur such that it appears to be diamond-like in shape.
I look smokin' in my rhomboid cardigan.
by anonymous, anonymous January 3, 2009
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the cardigans

Most under rated band in the world. Their best songs are:

Feathers and Down
In The Round
Live and Learn
I Need Some Fine Wine and You, You Need To Be Nicer
Sick and Tired
Erase and Rewind
Godspell
The Cardigans Long Gone Before Daylight rocks my face
by pacogarcia May 18, 2008
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Cardinal Fitness

A rapidly growing fitness club located primarily in Northwest Indiana and the Chicagoland area. With a flat rate of $19.95 a month with a small sign up fee, Cardinal's prices give you the basic equipment you need to get in shape for a price that blows away its large competitors (e.g. XSport, Bally's, YMCA). Another upside of Cardinal Fitness is that you can workout without having to see sweaty euro-trash douchebags wearing white jeans and express graphic tees to the gym.
Dan: Dude let's sign up to Xsport for the summer.
Mike: And pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest shitty techno remix? I'm going to Cardinal Fitness.
by Razmatazz42 June 16, 2009
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