Cardioke

When you do cardio and karaoke at the same time.

Man that cardioke really was hard huh

by AlienFun May 18, 2023

wife cardio

Sex, with your girlfriend or wife..

Damn, I'm sure, I did a lot of wife cardio this weekend.

by Knoppy96 August 31, 2018

Arm Cardio

Jerking your chicken with the speed of a cheetah.

Damn bro, my arm sure is tired after my arm cardio session!

by YGproductions May 21, 2016

cardio party

The cardio work out guys do at the gym to suppossedly get the blood flowing and burn calories before they lift. Its purpose is to burn off the massive Fuddrucker's hamburger from the night before, yet, cardio party rarely surpasses 30 minutes or 100 burned calories. Its name is derived from the ever popular Mario Party.

"Alright, its time for some cardio party" he utters as he moves toward the treadmill to commence his 5 minute jog.

by Jordan44 February 19, 2008

Cardiovascular Whore

A girl who loves veiny arms or hands on a guy after he works out.

OMG SANUVAR IS SUCH A CARDIOVASCULAR WHORE!

by localsouptime April 30, 2019

cardioholic

1. (n) Someone who is extremely addicted to cardiovascular exercise i.e. a compulsive runner.

2. (n) Someone living in a varrying climate who will run in any of it, every day.

I'm sure that guy running past my window is a cardioholic because just thinking about running in this cold is making my testicles shrink.

by St0rk September 8, 2008

Cardiovasectomy

A medical condition arising from going on a trampoline.

Dont go on that trampoline or you'll have a cardiovasectomy.

by trampolinesarebadforyourhealth March 27, 2010