elanour calder

A beard covering up for One Direction band members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Is told to date Louis Tomlinson so fans "Directioners" are tricked in to thinking that Louis and Harry are not homosexual. Managment won't stop at anything to keep Louis and Harry separated from eachother.

Interviewer:Louis is it true that you have a girlfriends ,correct?
Louis: yes her name is Elanour Calder were very happy together (Harry and Louis look back at eachother to make sure they understand the lie and make everything clear that Louis and Elanour have no feelings for eachother what so ever)

by _Larry_1992 December 2, 2013

Health Careers High School

The closest thing that you will reach to hell on earth

Health Careers High School makes the rest of life seem like cake

by halls freeman April 23, 2007

tego calderon

also known as tego calde.el abayalde.
el q bellaquea debajo de una palma.Puerto Rico, represent the jolny society.

"mi negrita linda tiene...chiquititos los ojitos..."

by siescierto May 3, 2004

James cartered

Almost getting with a girl then she gets swooped away by chad alpha male

I almost got with ‘x’ but I got James cartered

by Bigdickalpha June 16, 2018

shit of my career

A landmark bowel movement, followed by a tremendous sense of relief.

"I just had the shit of my career," Amy said with a sly grin.

by texasguy September 28, 2006

Joshua Carberry

A total pudge, loves to eat, obsessed with cod, cant get a gurl, decent cook, disrespects the bro code, michael floyds bitch, bandwagoner...florida, pussy

I was pulling a Joshua Carberry when i was sitting on my couch friday night

by geparto October 24, 2010

Wince Carter

A nickname given to Vince Carter by Toronto Raptors fans because they hate him so much. Vince didn't try in Toronto and demanded a trade. They got no one in return.

<Dude1> Fuk dat Wince Carter! He's an asshole!
<Dude2> Yeah...
<Dude3> Yeah...
<Dude4> Yeah...
<Dude5> Yeah...
<Dude6> I still like him!
Then he get beat up.

by Chris337 December 3, 2005