Cabinated Driver

Combination of Cab driver and designated driver. Used when designated driver is too drunk to hold such responsibilities.

Jim: Yo dude you good to drive.
Fred: No I'm fucking trashed. We need to call a Cabinated Driver.

by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009

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cardenated

When someone's friends draw stuff on you (such as penises) or to embarrassing things to you (no not that thing...) and take pictures; then they erase it from your face and make you think nothing happened. Later they show you the pictures in front of everyone, embarrassing the hell out of you.

"Check out these pics, Bro!" - bro 1
"HAHAHA, oh wait, is that me?!" - bro 2
"Yeah, you just got cardenated!" - bro 1

by avecsellers July 1, 2010

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Carbohatred diet

A low-carbohydrated diet.

Boy, you've lost a lot of weight.

Yes, it's my new carbohatred diet, I piss pure acetone from ketosis.

by Dan (SA) January 17, 2011

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Carbonator

When you pour Sprite in a girl’s vagina and you suck out the juices with a straw.

When Ron couldn’t provide Joy with the champagne bubbles she wanted on New Years Eve, Ron called Trey over to pleasure Joy with the Carbonator until she climaxed and screamed “Oy Vey” while Ron cuckholded himself simultaneously.

by Ihatedk69 February 26, 2022

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carbonite

Accepted meanings:

1) A by-product of carbon manufacturing; Of or belonging to carbon.

2) Star Wars reference; To be frozen. Also 'cold', 'cool' and other synonyms.

Cold as carbonite;

A carbonite rod;

by TheMeaningOfLife September 3, 2003

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