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donaldo dies canicularesitis

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es•eye tis/

noun: informal

1. Medical or common term for a contagious nationwide political disease of stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, or decline which affects millions with the potential to spread hate, discontent, and unrest, especially to other global regions.

2. Heat stroke or diminished capacity brought on by global warming, but blamed by current US Leadership and chief advisers on the smoke and heat from too many pot smokers in liberal American states; or as a result of the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers in use in White House Staff bathrooms.
1. The MSNBC news host gagged a little, then said; "Excuse me Mr. President, it's just a little donaldo dies canicularesitis, then sputtered into her coffee.

2. Noting his incredible come back after losing his job at The White House, rap superstar Shah Knee Spicer laughed his ass off after finishing the last verse of his YouTubeRed Hit; Press Punked
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YEAH THAT’S MUH BEEF BOUT THE SCARAMUCCI
GOT ME FIRED WHILE HE DOIN’ A HOOTCHIE COOTCHIE
SO YA’LL JUS’ BETTAH FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCKIN BUY THIS
OR WE ALL BE HAVIN’ DA DONALDO DIES CANICULARESITIS
by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017
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Craptacular

Terrible, horrible, unsightly, minging

(crap + Spectacular)
It was a craptacular show
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craptacular

A circus of shit that passes for a spectacle worthy of recognition.
We were forced to spend 30 minutes listening to the boss's craptacular presentation.
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craptacular

Crappy to the furthest extent. Also really, really crappy. See also=>

craptastic
My frends thought the computer game Mega Monkeys 4 was CRAPTACULAR.
by That Bum May 27, 2005
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Craptacular

The expreme opposit of spectacular.
Guy1: My neighbor ran into my car.
Guy2: Craptacular!
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craptacular

A combination of crap and spectacular. Something that is very very crappy.
Jim just got a new car. It is even more craptacular than his old truck.
by Billy Bob Wilson June 1, 2006
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Craptacular

A word founded by Ohio natives showing how loosely, not-a-big-dealish, but nevertheless not good something is.
Craptacular job, class. You all lose 10 points.
by Jesus M. Christ December 26, 2007
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