Captain Hook 

a man, woman, shemale, tranny, or dog with a really curved penis, like Captain Hook's hand

When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.

Captain Hook by the rage March 28, 2015

Captain Hook 

When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.

A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"

Captain Hook by Cool cunt January 2, 2017

Captain hook 

A dick that is curved like a hook

Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook

Captain hook by Carterussell January 6, 2019

Captain Hook 

When a niggas dick hooks upward

Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell

Captain Hook by malgal3349 November 18, 2019

Captain Hook 

when you just fucked someone

yo! i just got captain hooked

Captain Hook by yummy ass March 26, 2020

Captain Hook 

Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.

I gave Harley the best “Captain Hook” ever last night and he came everywhere.

Captain Hook by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020

Captain hook dick 

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.

Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.

Captain hook dick by Challie2002 October 27, 2021