Capstasht

a new swear word discovered by two real cool people which defines a Cock-sucking Pussy-licking Shit-fucking
Tit-squeezing Ass-kissing Homosexual Tea-bagger.

"You are a capstasht"
i.e. You are a Cock-sucking Pussy-licking Shit-fucking
Tit-squeezing Ass-kissing Homosexual Tea-bagger.

by Your Lord and Master, Farouk July 30, 2008

capstablet

Someone who uses prescription drugs frequently

Dude, your mum is a fricking neurotic capstablet

by Angiepangie March 24, 2008

CAPSTAN

Rubbish, No good, Crappy, Worthless.

That so Capstan you idiot !

by Lapps November 10, 2008

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barely legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, parking in Asda car park and pounding her anus so hard on the backseat that it causes a creamy brown/yellow discharge to form around your nob.

I see this lass right, I shouted “you want a Capstick Creamer” for a box of tabs and a lucozade. She jumped in and busted her rectum so bad it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

Capstick Creamer

The art of picking up a barley legal chav in your Vauxhall Corsa, driving to the nearest Asda, parking up and proceeding to pound her anus so hard in the backseat it causes a brown/yellow creamy substance to form around the ring and head of your penis.

I saw this lass right and I shouted “howay ya little radge get in and come for a Capstick Creamer and I’ll give you a box of tabs” I smashed her rectum in so hard it looked like a butchers dustbin.

by El Greaso September 7, 2020

castyn

a girl who has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a girl who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a w that you can trust and count on to brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone.

that chick is a total castyn.

by saysogirl January 27, 2021

castyn

a girl who has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a girl who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a girl that you can trust and count on to brighten your day. She is a girl who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone.

I love Castyn she is so fun to be around!

by Just for fun ;) January 27, 2021