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Cannabis H. Sativa

a phrase used by ganja users to express disappointment, a play on the traditional Jesus H. Christ
Dad: Suzy, did you take the dog for a walk yet?
Suzy: Not yet dad, I will in a minute.
Dad: Cannabis H. Sativa, do I have to do everything around here?
by Ben Verbeck January 6, 2008
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Cannabis Candace

She is sexy, intelligent, funny as hell, smartass and a fucking stoner! And she gets along with just about everybody. Also she's very upfront and if somethings on her mind, she'll speak it.
o0o0ooh SHIT! She's goin Cannabis Candace on dat bitch!!
by the illest bitch March 30, 2009
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Cannabisism

The act of cannabis consuming itself in some way.
No.1: "Dude, I think my weed ate itself..."

No.2: "No, not cannabisism, are you sure you didn't smoke it?"

No.1: "Oh yeah, I did."
by RalphHoward November 19, 2013
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Cannabisuer

Derives from: a combination of cannabis and connoisseur.

1. An individual who has a expansive knowledge of cannabis.

2. A member of the Cannabisuer Church.

Syn. Pothead

Ant. Cop
Jerico is the founder of the Cannabisuer Church. He is definitely a Cannabisuer at heart! Even the most experienced cannabisuer can smoke themselves into a cannabicoma.
by JerkStonedAf April 23, 2019
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cannabis

An herb which is usually smoked to get high. Symptoms include: short-term memory loss, hightened senses, creativity, hunger, general well-being, and in some cases, hallucinations.

Cannabis has basically no negative side-effects except mental addiction in few cases. Unlike what someone else said, YOU CANNOT DIE FROM SMOKING CANNABIS. There have been absolutely no deaths from only cannabis. I know someone who smoked 12 bowls of it in one night and just passed out drooling on the floor.

Better than alcohol because you don't get a hangover, and plenty of people can drive very well when stoned.
I just bought 1/8oz of cannabis.
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cannabis

The one plant that could cure all of our economical, agricultural, social, and FUTURE problems. If only the big corporations would worry about their children's children instead of their bank account.
Cannabis will save the world if you let it.
by Stoner Stuff September 21, 2007
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cannabism

worshipping the ganj. used usually when people first find out you're a pothead. one who practices cannabism is a cannabist.
First guy: "man i didnt know you smoked pot"

Cannabist: "dude, ever since that party a few months ago i've converted to cannabism"
by thizzzykitty February 26, 2009
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