Chanking

Scottish slang meaning extremly cold.

I am chanking!
I would return to Edinburgh but it's fuckin' chanking!

by Coltrane May 25, 2005

Caking

(PresentProgressive)
The act of flirting. While flirting, it is not uncommon for you to be uncommonly sweet, hence the term caking. Being abnormally sweet to someone you are "interested" in. Normally, said person, is of the opposite sex, but there are occasions when a girl might be caking to or with another girl, as a guy might cake to or with another guy.

Caking
1.)Hey, you'll have to do all that caking later, I'm ready to go!
2.)At the block party, Tony was seen caking with every available broad.
3.)How can I trust you, if you're gonna be caking with every chik on the block?

by ESE2006 September 28, 2005

Cwanking

Crying whilst wanking

I just caught Chris cwanking over Kate

by rantallen June 2, 2011

Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.

Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.

by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022

pringle canning

(v.) To take a shit of such enormity and structural integrity that it is capable of straddling the hole in a dry toilet.

"Benson's in there pringle canning the goddamn toilet again."

by Captain Coffee January 16, 2017

Cup Caking

Talking sweet to someone you like.

Cup Caking means, boyfriend talking with girlfriend or vice - versa on the phone.

by raychone January 5, 2010

caking it

Talking on the phone with one's girlfriend or boyfriend.

"Dat nigga ain't doing shit but caking it on the phone with his bitch."

by Robert Walker September 25, 2005