Cank-Head

When your face, eyes & head are swollen after a night of heavy drinking. Like cankles, but your on head.

Oh my god. How much did you drink last night! Your eyes are swollen shut & you have Cank-head!

by mickster06 August 24, 2010

cank

The object Hraurence uses to priest people.

Hraurance priested kraP with his cank

by TehRhez May 19, 2004

cank

being excited about something that wont happen.

i feel so cank rite now.
my dream made me cank.
cank cank cank
fuck! cank!

by AnjaLise April 20, 2006

Obese cank of slunt

Someone who is both obese, and a slunty of cank.

Jibbles is an obese cank of slunt.

by Tom Wilkins November 11, 2008

Cank

Masterbation in a car

I had a sweet cank earlier

by SYNONYMSAREDUMB March 13, 2019

cank

adjective describing an activity associated with suburban vandalism

kicking that mailbox in while riding my moped was an awesome cank job! I can’t wait to go canking again next weekend.

by guy delaplage September 22, 2020

Cank

An ugly ass nigga

He sure is a cank

by Bigballsyerd June 4, 2022