candland

a really cool last name that is similar to candyland but isnt.

hey is that ms. candyland over there? no its ms. candland

by novababe03 March 7, 2009

Candlewang

A candle made from a 'Mold a Candle Willy' kit.

I went round his house and there were candlewangs everywhere....... and they were small.

by Candlewang Man November 21, 2010

candlebaby

When a man fills a jar to the brim with his own semen and let’s it solidify into a wax-like substance that is made into a candle, which is later burned by a female and the smoke is taken through the ovaries to impregnate the female. The result of this is the pregnancy of the female and the child that is born of this female is mentally deficient because of its means of conception

Mike: “What language do blind people think in?”
John: “Mike, you fucking candlebaby

by Ole’ Jeff August 28, 2018

Chris castleman

The biggest pussy of all time with the smallest cock on the planet

Look at that pussy with a small cock. His name must be Chris castleman

by YouMakeMiErfquack October 12, 2019

Candyman

A man whom sells candy. duh...

Little kid:Look! There's the Candyman! Let's go buy some candy! :D

by Cyber Toon January 21, 2015

candyman

a man who lures kids into vans with candy

Angle=candyman
Angel:"hey kid want some candy?"
Josh:Sure mister
Angel:just get in the van then
Josh: okay mister

by tdogg357 February 18, 2009

Candleface

A slutty girl (or gay guy) who gives so much head that their face looks like it's a candle- dripping in "wax".

Wat up candleface, heard you went down on Mike last night.

by Ray Chicago August 3, 2008