camandapon

the act of taking out a bloody tampon and shoving it in your lover's ass...then, while sucking him off, you pull the string, right when he's going to blow his wad

dude, you have never felt anything as good as a camandapon

by jweezy44 April 28, 2010

Calendar

what you use to know the dates

Yay my calendar is so cool!!!!

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020

Mayan Calendar

An utter disappointment

Damn, why didn’t the world end on 2012 like the Mayan Calendar said.

by Ras Barry December 11, 2018

Jew Calendar

A calander the Jews use by filling in all the days that various establishments are giving something away for free or at an extremely reduced price.

Before we go out let me check my Jew calendar and see if we can get a free or cheap meal.

by Juls309 March 16, 2015

Calendar Chess

Planning an event with several other people around each of their schedules. This often turns into a gigantic clusterfuck, just like a game of chess for most people.

Person 1: well I can't go on the 19th through 23rd or the 25th, 26th or 29th
Person 2: I can't do it on the 27th
Person 3: I can only go on the 30th
Person 4: fuck off, I'm going alone
Person 5: gosh that's one fucked up game of calendar chess

by InFormationForAttack April 23, 2011

calendar creeping

When a co-worker who you've shared your calendar with uses it to stalk you and challenge you on why they weren't invited to the meeting also.

Sandy is always calendar creeping me so now I make all my appointments private and tell her I have medical appointments for my rash.

by Ashwanda October 23, 2017

Calendar Rape

In business, the art of stealing someones time by creating a meeting that you didn't consent to thus unnecessarily jamming up your schedule.

Johnny set up that meeting without talking to me. I needed that time and could have done without the calendar rape. Now I have to rearrange the entire day.

by Mully2222 January 24, 2018