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Lord Calvert

An accident that occurs after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, preferably Lord Calvert Whisky for a genuine experience.
Be careful out on the rocks! You don't want to slip and have a Lord Calvert! I am not taking you to the hospital!
by Kboomboom June 5, 2018
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James Calvert

James Calvert is an amazingly talented man. A great person who you can always count on. He gets no bitches but still manages to have hoes.
He gets no bitches he is definitely a James Calvert
by Weirdoretard February 5, 2021
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nigel Calvert

Nigel calvert is a man who is obsessed with cheese. Some may call it a fetish
Did you hear about what Nigel calvert did to the first years?
by Stinkersmith90 July 26, 2023
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Bill Calvert

Fruity don with a drinking problem
went to warwick
loves the darts

twats his dog
Bill calvert has twatted his dog again
by BILL CALVERTS LOVER June 21, 2021
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calvert hall

I go to "CHC" so I know of the bad haircuts, crappy shoes (wallabees)or whatever, and the colors on clothes that are not meant for eyes. Yeah it's a good place for education and a even better place for you and your prep duesh friends to hang-out and listen to crap bands, and get super buzzed on coors light.
CHC guy1: Hey, look who got his new BMW from their mom.
CHCguy2: Wow dude, so did you do the homework?
CHCguy1: Nah dude, I don't care because mommy and daddy will pay for life!
CHCguy2: Nice dude, wanna skip class and go to Panaera?
by A+ April 28, 2005
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logan calvert

a sexy mofo, massive cock and a lovely bloke, must smash
girl 1: omg logan calvert is so hot i want to blow him
girl 2: i agree he is so sexy
by imogens biggest hater April 5, 2021
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Calvert County Hot Pocket

The act of inserting the head of a freshly caught, Patuxent River Bass into a females vagina.
I took her out on the bass boat and gave her a Calvert County Hot Pocket
by StogieMan February 1, 2023
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