Calpurnia

A band with four teenagers in it. Has teenager Finn (a true world star), Malcom (I'm not a stalker so I don't know his last name) hes known for being a AMAZING DUDE, Alya (idk how to spell her last name) commonly known as GUITARQUEEN_rawrXD, and Jack (idk last name) he is famous just for his dog. Hes cute. Mega uwu for his dog. This band makes really cool music and become the power puff girls on steroids. Check them out.

"I saw Calpurnia live yesterday and they really just brought me to a place I've never been"

by aarmau June 10, 2019

Calpolholic

A person addicted to Calpol

"You've been taking that bleeding Calpol for every little pain, since you were a tiny baby. Your addicted to the stuff, I think your a bloody Calpolholic"

by ITman January 3, 2008

CALPIS

1. nummy drink
2. KARI see ANGEL

Calpis water is an ANGELLLL!

by APoC February 26, 2003

Calpal

Sticking a cattle prod up the ass of your female partner while having sexual intercourse

I gave my wife a calpal last night

by ramrodVIII July 10, 2010

Calpol tunnel

The syndrome where reaching for the child paracetamol shoots a pain up your arm

Patient: When I reach for the children's paracetamol, I get a shooting pain up my arm. Any idea what it might be?

Doctor: Hmm, sounds like a bad case of Calpol Tunnel!

by Little Computer Nerd October 20, 2010

CALPIS

Kalpalinna Ski & Mountain biking resort is now known as Calpis Cross Center, shortly Calpis. For more information www.kalpalinna.com .

Kalpalinna > Kalpis > Calpis

by Tom Merilahti December 12, 2003

Calpy Boy

Man that does not think. And gets on the tank all the time.

Dumb Arse

by TC June 19, 2003