calorieblast

a blast of calories. Can be used in a form of ultimate calorieblast i.e A) a large assumption of calories or B) a work-out where you blast a lot of calories
c) In times of extreme calorie blasting, you can preface the word with the sound "nnngghhhhh" indicating a stronger, harsher calorie blast

a) "That carrot cake is a CALORIEBLAST"
b) Running 5 miles is a CALORIEBLAST
c) nnnggghhhhhhhhCALORIEBLAAAAAAAAAAAST

by JJelly BBean February 5, 2009

Calorine

A Common Misspelling of Caroline

-Yo Look There's Calorine!
-You mean Caroline?
-Yeah

by Tofee January 13, 2021

colorized

when a picture originally in black and white is changed to color as if I were originally in color
(just look this one up in google: "colorized memes"

NVK soldier when he spots American jets in a bombing run preparing to drop napalm on his village. (July 4th, 1974 colorized)

by chickenpotpie404 October 10, 2017

calorie seeking missile

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.

When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile

by D. "D Wayne" W. August 22, 2011

calorie-neutral run

A run (or other form of exercise) at the end of which cake is eaten, leading to neither a net loss nor net increase of calories.

Gary: Hey, why are you eating that humungous slice of cake?

Noel: I'm just finishing off my calorie-neutral run. 5 miles of running = a humungous slice of cake.

by geekinthepinkypink September 25, 2011

calorie deficit

A calorie deficit is any shortage in the number of calories consumed relative to the number of calories needed for maintenance of current body weight.

To create a calorie deficit, a person will need to reduce the number of calories they eat and increase the amount of activity they do. For example, if you eat 1500 calories a day and burn 2000 calories , you will be in 500 calorie deficit.

by cordied May 26, 2023

30 calories

30 calories refers to a vagina, because when you eat out then that’s actually 30 calories.

“Ayy imma eat 30 calories tonight”

by thebaneofmyexistance January 14, 2019