calories

Little monsters that sneak into your room at night and sew all your clothes tighter.

Avoid calories at all costs.

by Loreley April 7, 2012

nigga calories

N,: Calories obtained from any "Soul Foods" or foods common among African Americans.

"Yo Dawg. My aunt Jemima be cookin up some o' her biscuits, gravy, watermelon and friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied chicken. You comin'?

"Nah brother, that's just empty nigga calories"

by Gwecob August 23, 2009

CalorieMate

A brand of energy-supplement foods produced by Otsuka Pharmaceutical Co., in Japan. Comes in several forms, including Block, Jelly, and Can. The most popular is the block, because of it's small size and portability. It is known as a "Balanced meal, on the go". It contains many of the necessary vitamins, minerals, and nutrients the body needs, all in a small container.

The CalorieMate was popularized by the video game "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater" for the PlayStation 2 as a food the main character can consume.

Tim: What are you eating?

Jeff: A CalorieMate

Tim: What's that?

Jeff: A delicious energy supplement food from Japan that contains essential vitamins and minerals, all in this small block!

Tim: Wow..., it sounds like a really nifty type of food, almost like food the astronauts eat!

by JapanRules1211 May 2, 2009

calorie

the thing that makes food yummy. The more there are in food the yummier it will be. Its just the law.

salad = little calories = rabbit food
ice cream (entire tub) = many many calories = oh so good

by Quimsey May 6, 2006

calorie

A thing that sneaks into your closet while you're sleeping to shrink all your clothes whenever you eat a burger.

Dammit dude.. I went to McDonald's last night and now I can't fit in my jeans! Stupid calories!

by HitlerSucks December 31, 2015

Calorie-cramming

The act of eating solely to feel less hungry. Usually applies when someone is in a hurry and has to be somewhere and doesn't have time for a proper meal. Usually involves the shoving of food into one's mouth in an animal-like manner.

I was calorie-cramming on some potato chips and oreos before class because I only had 5 minutes before I had to leave.

by Pathetic White Guy February 10, 2013

calorie coma

When you eat so much that you descend in a state of lethargy so smothering that you you are too tired to even change channels with the remote

I'll be here on the couch, I just had two triple cheeseburgers, I'm in a calorie coma

by Fatburgerwithcheese January 19, 2011