Calamity

The sexiest skin in fortnite, maybe even gaming history.

Yo stage 1 Calamity im finna risk it all.

by IAmToxix October 9, 2018

Calamity

A quiet girl at first, she's the epitome of a nerd, glasses and all. Loyalty is extremely important to her, since she's had her heart broken before. Her friends are basically her sisters, all if them protective of each other. This girl will knock out a guy if he cheats on one of her besties, I mean, she's a Taurus, what do you expect? She's good at anything she sets her mind to, very headstrong but also stubborn. She LOVES music, reading, and the ULTIMATE FANGIRL. Good luck trying NOT to get hugged by her, she calls herself clingy but everybody thinks that she's just a cuddle bunny :). Has low self esteem but amazing friends always cheer her up. She has a hard home life but dismisses it with a laugh. Has a record for being the first person to laugh at something. Can be guarded at times. Loves Netflix and movies, but had no sense of fashion. Worst fear: being alone. Is someone who you am count on. Always there for you. Will get anyone to laugh. Can come up with a random topic in a snap. Sarcastic and sly at times. Believes to be undefeated at flappy bird; high score is 4. Loves to sleep and hates haters. Did I mention that she was the ultimate fangirl? Well she is. No artistic abilities whatsoever but amazing at grammar and English. That's about it...

RandomDude 1: that girl Cal is pretty awesome.

RandomDude 2: there's no chance man, she's the ultimate Calamity.

RandomDude 1: unless you're Robbie Kay...

by CalamityCantBeBeat November 5, 2015

Pussy Calamity

A failed attempt to score after receiving sexual favor (such as gettin' some head, hand job etc.) and spending a lot of time with one girl only to be stop by her period.

Dude, Jose had another pussy calamity this is the 3rd girl this summer.

by Nodim October 24, 2007

Calamity

A very gay kid, That listens to pussy punk rock and posts at SilentAggression.net

That calamity, He sure is gay

by Calamity'sMyHoe April 14, 2005

Spammity Calamity!

A sudden plethora of spam attacking one's email box; a user on Gaia that lurks much and posts somewhat rarely.

A: I forgot to enable the filters on my inbox; therefore, spammity calamity has ensued.

B: Who the fuck is Spammity Calamity? I've never seen her on Gaia.

by Spammity Calamity! August 30, 2005

calamity james

englands number one goalkeeper

"ol' keegan's gonna enjoy 'im"
"who?"
"calamity james, oo ja fink!"
"england, england's number one, england's, number one"
"ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

by theWestHamfan January 14, 2004

Calamity

The brother of Roofie and a close ally, Calamity has been the victor of many battles he has never lost. There was a time where Roofie and Calamity arm wrestled and broke their way in the core of the earth, they came back out with coats on because how cold the middle was.

Calamity just ripped Thor’s head off!!

by The God Roofie February 26, 2019