Two angry camels in a tiny car

Two angry camels in a tiny car references a sexual act so bizarre it cannot be found on sites such as urbandictionary.com

First made famous by youtuber RayWilliamJohnson.

"Dude, is your new girlfriend freaky in bed?"

"Yo, last night she gave me a crazy two angry camels in a tiny car job."

by Purplishisness January 26, 2010

Camels

Arrogant, bigoted, immodest Iranians (may include other Middle-Eastern folks) who thoroughly believe they and their culture are superior to everything and everyone else. They lie, cheat, and steal to get their way, and when they are mistreated in that manner in return, they become angry and say it's unfair and feel victimised, and will even say they're being discriminated.

Jake: "My boss runs a business where he sells used and refurbished merchandise as new.. it's so shady."

Jim: "And he hasn't been caught? Where is he from?"

Jake: "He's middle eastern.. Iranian, I think, or 'Persian' ...That's what they call themselves, right?"

Jim: "I'd just say they're camels. By majority, they are all the same, i'm telling you. All."

Jake: "I believe so."

by PersianIsBest February 11, 2018

Camels Five-Skin

When a Four-Skin just isn't enough

Honestly Debra, he was that enormous, it was like a Camels Five-Skin

by DarkEdge47 July 28, 2018

CalmestTomcat76

he is not a cat, and he is not calm. he had a coffee addiction and cant sleep at night.
he's pretty good at video games though.

CalmestTomcat76 spent 5 hours on destiny to get a gun, and he regrets all of his life choices.

by CalmestTomcat76 November 22, 2021

Dances with Camels

A nickname for people of Arabic/Middle-Eastern descent

Person 1: Have you spoken to Mohammed Rajij today?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Moham - oh, sorry - Dances with Camels.

by thatoneguyisreallysexy October 19, 2011

Drier than a camels foreskin

When something is so dry it can be compared to the dryness of a camels foreskin in the dessert heat.

“I’m so thirsty, my mouth is drier than a camels foreskin”

by OCarroll16 April 14, 2021

Tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm

Meaning that someone is tight with money and is just a down right fuckhead, they generally have a lot of money too. Pricks

"Wife" we need bread, we're out of it
"Tight cunt" how much is it?
"Wife" €5
"Tight cunt" no we will survive without it
"Wife" Jesus your tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm ya prick

by Bum_man July 17, 2021