Calea

A drop dead beach beauty whom will catch the eye of any man. She is gorgeous and funny and a great friend. She is hard to get to know but once you get to know her there is no telling what you will do.

Omg look at the smokin hot calea.

by lAUREN September 2, 2013

celena

Most likely the hottest girl in the world. Everyone wants to be just like her-- young girls and older girls alike. Some how their admiration by being bitches, but that's only because they're jealous that she's so sexy and all the guys want her.

Girl 1: Ooh look at her! It's Celena!
Girl 2: OMG OMG OMG SHE'S SO HOT!
Girl 1: Ewww she's so pretty.
Girl 2: She sort of makes me wanna go lesbian.
Guys: HAH TOUGH LUCK CHICKS, SHE'S OURRRRS!

by sizzle April 24, 2005

calendrome

Like a palindrome, a calendrome is a date that appears the same whether read backward or forward, i.e., 1.12.11.

1.12.11 is a rare example of a calendrome.

by Cutters79 January 21, 2010

stalker calendar

A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.

Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.

Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.

Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!

Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!

by nearly civilized January 5, 2010

calendrically challenged

1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.

2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).

3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.

4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.

5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.

6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.

7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.

8. frequently absent without leave

You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?

I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.

by factsmachine01 June 1, 2010

Calendar Friend

The term for a close friend whom you used to hang out with often, but now see only rarely such as at birthday parties for mutual friends and other special social events. Often these encounters are awkward as mutual friends bring you together obligatorially, not voluntarily.

Friend 1: "Have you seen or spoken to Bob at all?"

Friend 2: "No, I haven't. We used to hang all the time, but kind of had a falling out and we don't talk all that much any more. He's just a calendar friend."

by Epinionator September 27, 2010

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP)

Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) is a syndrome that occurs when older employees at a company resist using calendaring software - insisting on continuing their use of paper planners.

Employee 1: Oh my gosh, why can't Sally just use our calendering system to schedule meetings. She is always calling or emailing me to see if I have availability. "Um, check the electronic calendar"
Employe 2: Oh dude, she has a serious case of Electronic Calender Phobia (ECP) - she may never get rid of her old-school paper planner.

by Stoolie November 25, 2014