calamity sam

The red mustache/patches that is left after a girl decides to get her face waxed... particularly eyebrows and lip

"Damn girl, what happened to yo face!"
"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"
"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"

by MelizzlefoShizzle November 11, 2007

Calamivanche

An avalanche of dirty dishes caused by your wife leaving empty bottles of water around carelessly that start a Mouse Trap like chain of epic events that ends with something heavy landing on your foot and nearly cutting off your toe.

I go to get a clean spoon out of the silverware drawer. A large Empty bottle of my wife's water tumbles onto my hand, knocking the spoon out of my hand. In an ill fated attempt to catch both the water bottle and spoon, my elbow hits a frying pan left on the stove, which propels into the air, landing on the Foreman grill which then falls on its side and the lid flips open and hits an open bag of flour that spills everywhere creating a white cloud that covers my face causing me to stagger, temporarily blinded, stubbing my toe on the rubber broom sticking out into the room, sending me stumbling into a stack of dirty dished waiting to be washed, and the stack crashes to the ground. I then bend down to pick them up, and sharply hit my head on the cupboard when standing back up. The heavy glass lid from the frying pan falls off the counter from the thump of my head on the cupboard. It falls off, hitting my foot nearly cutting off my big toe. This is a fully blown Calamivanche.

by Lucien V May 15, 2014

Calamity Cards

An awesome fucking dark-fantasyroguelike deckbuilder game made by the a person named SkylarkGSH

In Calamity Cards you do morally questionable and stupid shit to an Irishman, a they/them ai robot, and a mommy frog furry with the power of LSD, LBTQ, ADHD, and a magical virus given by anti-god theirself.

Person 1: "Dude I just figured out the lor of Calamity Cards!"
Person 2: 'What the fuck are you talking about!?"
Person 3: "I just play at it stare at Padrickus for hours!"

by DeadBranchORCawSimp February 5, 2023

a calamity of a clusterfuck

When the issue at hand is of such great magnitude and awe the only way to explain is by having an a and two magnitive descriptive words.

At work seven managers were fired because they were embezelling funds, all day the atmosphere was a calamity of a clusterfuck!

by kimmiesthougthsat2:14 August 17, 2013

sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.

A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.

by poisonIvy March 3, 2019

AFH Calamity

When you get a cramp while you’re taking a number 1

Larry: Dude I went through the AFH Calamity at the movies yesterday!
Porter: When you get a cramp while peeing?!

Larry: Precisely!

by ATG6923 May 5, 2022

Greek Calamine

In french, the phenomenon is only seen in Greece. It's abstract.

Geoffrie: You know the Greek Calamine?
Alecksis: Yes

by The New Jersey Times December 19, 2022