A CatholiCuck is a cuckservative in the Catholic sphere. Though the CatholiCuck believes he's a conservative, in reality he's a modernist working tirelessly, even fetishistically, for his own destruction via his vocal or tacit support of the revolutionary Second Vatican Council (1962-65) and the post-conciliar popes, including arch-modernist Pope Francis.
As a species of cuckservative, the overriding lust of the CatholiCuck is mainstream respectability at all costs.
by Alphonsus Jr. September 29, 2017
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Guy 1: "Hey! In exactly 4 months it'll be St. Patty's Day, we need to get movin with plans!"
Guy 2: "Omgosh you're right, put on your flip flops, pop your collar, we have to make an itinerary for the day."
Guy 3: "Yea, we'll need 10 cases of beer for the four of us, green die, and stops at Brother's and K's.."
Guy 4: "Don't forget, we gotta get up at 8am to start drinking."
Guy 2: "Omgosh you're right, put on your flip flops, pop your collar, we have to make an itinerary for the day."
Guy 3: "Yea, we'll need 10 cases of beer for the four of us, green die, and stops at Brother's and K's.."
Guy 4: "Don't forget, we gotta get up at 8am to start drinking."
by phillylove June 5, 2005
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Rccs is the most shit "catholic" school you’ll ever attend. Simply a school, grades K-8th where you learn nothing, some racist workers there that don’t give a damn, kids are mad annoying, lunch gets nastier every year, they let complete idiots graduate 8th grade, and lots of f boys and thots starting new drama each day.
It’s a "Spanish immersion school" but really the only things "Spanish" about the school is the lousy ass Hispanic girls in middle school that hang out in the bathroom, when the teachers try to speak Spanish, and the nasty quesadillas we had for lunch. Trust me pal, you don’t wanna go there.
It’s a "Spanish immersion school" but really the only things "Spanish" about the school is the lousy ass Hispanic girls in middle school that hang out in the bathroom, when the teachers try to speak Spanish, and the nasty quesadillas we had for lunch. Trust me pal, you don’t wanna go there.
Kris: Hey Joe did you hear about the school Risen Christ Catholic School?
Joe: Aw yeah I heard it sucks.
Edward: Maya didn’t you go to Risen Christ Catholic School?
Maya: Yes I did.
Edward: how was it?
Maya: Why don’t you ask my therapist Carol.
Joe: Aw yeah I heard it sucks.
Edward: Maya didn’t you go to Risen Christ Catholic School?
Maya: Yes I did.
Edward: how was it?
Maya: Why don’t you ask my therapist Carol.
by UglyTikToker May 13, 2020
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The school consists of lack of life and a thrill of boringness. That is why the principal has been elected out by a fellow student.
The school consists of lack of life and a thrill of boringness. That is why the principal has been elected out by a fellow student.
Damn St Mary's got a new principal that is a student?! WHAAATTT???!!!! St Mary's Catholic College Casino have made the right move.
by srddd June 17, 2020
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We listened to Christmas mass in the doorway of the church because the place was overflowing with woodwork catholics.
by sick_of_fakes March 31, 2009
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by jTown Mike January 10, 2018
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MY DAD: Here dad, A card from me and a card from Alex. And a card from me for you Thurza.
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!
THURZA(to Grandad Peter): SOMEONE´S BECOME A CARDAHOLIC!!!!
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009
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