Taardvark

A retarded aardvark.

Did you see that anteater trying to eat a banana? What a taardvark.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

reverse aardvark

the act of blowing a load in a girls/boys rectum and then sucking it out with your nose.

johnnny game me a wicked reverse aardvark the other day... he busted a nut in my rectum and then proceded to suck it out with his nose... must be one of his fetishes

by finky June 24, 2006

aardvark

uncircumcised penis

the guy was hung like an aardvark

by Nynja2000 April 20, 2004

Laardvark

A fucking lazy creature. Something that would lie in its own poop if it didn't smell

Stop being a laardvark and get off the couch.

by MRiT October 16, 2013

aardvarkian

Citizens of Aardvarkia unite under the common enemy of Santa Claus. Gather the orcs, gather the trolls. We shall defeat the elves. Christmas is Ours...!

Aardvarkians are some of the greatest of people. Strong of mind. They are the true lovers of life and freedom. Except for maybe that of Santa. The sucker lives at the North Pole with all these little things running around him and he works them like dogs.

by The Aardvarkian Minister of De October 26, 2017

smoking aardvark

A smoking aardvark is created by inserting a lit cigarette into ones foreskin while the penis is hanging out of a open zipper.

Jill was very upset, so Steve made her a smoking aardvark to cheer her up. Steve dangled it in front of her. Jill was not amused as the smoking ardvark set her hair on fire.

Jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and Steve is unhappy.

by Crobdonker March 25, 2017

aardvarking

Term for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse

Billy and Jane were aardvarking in the dugout.

by Edward Thomas Nelson III September 26, 2005