Cunto

Scotish slang term to discribe cunt or annoying person, but with a stronger sense of purpose.

"Here you cunto, did you fuck ma maw"

by Kleptosteliac September 16, 2004

cuntoxicated

Noun: refers to one who has been dining at the Y for considerable time and is all out of licking action, has a tired tongue
cuntox

I had to lick her snatch for so long I'm now cuntoxicated

by andy mae January 16, 2004

cunto

Scottish. Derogatory term for someone who is just a little bit more than a cunt, sometimes used in a playful sense between friends

Hey cunto! Watch what your doing with that sword.

by Dillan ya bass May 9, 2008

Cupboard crawlin’

When your looking through a bunch of options but you don’t know what you want.

That’s girl is Cupboard crawlin’ through Tinder. She has a whole bunch of matches but she doesn’t know what she is looking for.

by Punanie73 April 24, 2020

Cuntographer

A person whose profession is cuntography

Jose is a cuntographer for 'the cunty herald'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cumtowel

A cumtowel is a towel used to collect cum. This can be through masturbation (place towel under keyboard and ass) or cuntleaking. First introduced by comic-duo John and John.

After orgasm has been reached: "Can you pass me the cumtowel. I need to unload."

by d!o July 18, 2006

Cuntox

The ultimate derogatory term for a profoundly selfish and ignorant person (usually male). This word is reserved only for most acutely abhorrent people. Etymologically derived from "toxic cunt".

I lent the guy my phone to dial 911 and I never saw the cuntox again.

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003