A race of brown people who pretend to be white. In an ironic twist, they call other hispanics: spics,wetbacks,and beaners when the same terms are used to describe Cubans by white people. Instead of crossing over a land border from Mexico, they float on inner tubes across the ocean.
Rodriquez: Look at those filthy spics coming into our country.
Bob: Wait, aren't you Hispanic?
Rodriguez: No, I'm Cuban, that makes me white.
Bob: I see......
Bob: Wait, aren't you Hispanic?
Rodriguez: No, I'm Cuban, that makes me white.
Bob: I see......
by Jason Anders March 22, 2008
Get the cubanmug. 1. someone who builds rafts and floats to america and are protected by the wet-foot dry-foot law. mexicans and other spanish people can bee confused for them because they also hitch rides with these people
2. a nationality that for some reason other hispanics are insulted for being called one
2. a nationality that for some reason other hispanics are insulted for being called one
1. if you want an example so damn bad go to a floridian boat shop or hardware store and i would bet you 1/2 a grand theres at least one cuban working there
2. man #1: hey are you colombian
man #2: no
man #1: are you cuban?
man #2: imma kick your bitchass im puerto rican
(man #1 gets his ass rided up by a bunch of puerto ricans and gets dthe shit beaten outta him)
man #2: bitch dont call me that. that an insult.
2. man #1: hey are you colombian
man #2: no
man #1: are you cuban?
man #2: imma kick your bitchass im puerto rican
(man #1 gets his ass rided up by a bunch of puerto ricans and gets dthe shit beaten outta him)
man #2: bitch dont call me that. that an insult.
by aniggathatlovesgurlsweed&money March 8, 2009
Get the cubanmug. A group of Hispancis who are conservative and vote for the Republican Party. They tend to associate themselves with Anglos and disassociate themselves from other Hispanics. Many are openly racist towards other Hispanics and Blacks. They will deny their Hispanic roots unless it benefits them in some way such as college applications where they will mark off Hispanic to take advantage of Affirmative Action. The Cuban vote was the deciding factor in awarding Florida to George W. Bush in the 2000 and 2004 elections and you can thank them for the 8 years of Bush.
That's a Cuban, he is a strong Republican and loves George W. Bush. He will be voting for Palin in the upcoming elections.
by MarkBlack January 17, 2009
Get the cubanmug. Cubans are Very Cold Hearted People . It’s Rare To Find A Person With The Name Cuban. And It’s Also Rare If They Talk To Someone
by Callmecuban November 25, 2018
Get the Cubanmug. (n) This Term is derived for Greek society. It it completely sexual in nature.
The man shoves a cigar cutter up a females genitals, proceding to engage in sexual intercourse. When she reaches a climax, the area tightens, cutting the weiner of clean.
The man shoves a cigar cutter up a females genitals, proceding to engage in sexual intercourse. When she reaches a climax, the area tightens, cutting the weiner of clean.
by Eric S. March 23, 2005
Get the The Cubanmug. Cubans are a rich a cultrural race and even though some may think were cocky or racist we are not that is also a stereotype. We are Latin Americans who decend from White, Black, or Asian decent. We dont think that other races are belows we are just proud of what we are and are not afraid to show it. I have never heard any other Latin Race call us backstabbers and I'm friends with Puerto Ricans, Guatamalins, Mexicans, Blacks, Whites, Asians you name it and they dony think any less of me as i do them we are all equal with cultures and traditions. I'm Cuban and gave never had one racist though or idea that I'm better than any other. We pride ourselves on what we are and our History. Also the Idea that Puerto Rico stole out flag is false it was adopted by them when both Cubans and Puerto Ricans were workign togethor to free themselves from Spanish Rule the Puerto Ricans took it as a sing of graditude and changed the colors.
Random Guy 1: Hey what Race are you?
Random Guy 2: Oh I'm Cuban You?
Random Guy 1: I'm Puerto Rican.
Random Guy 2: Thats cool were you born there?
Random Guy 2: Oh I'm Cuban You?
Random Guy 1: I'm Puerto Rican.
Random Guy 2: Thats cool were you born there?
by Cubanito789 June 13, 2010
Get the Cubanmug. -Cubans: People that made Miami the 2nd rudest city in the U.S. "travel&leisure.com"
-Cubans Politicians: Carlos Alvarez and Natacha Seijas, removed due to their rampant dishonesty, the worst in the history of Florida.
-Cuban ancestry: They always say, I'm cuban BUT my family is from Spain. If you were born in cuba you are cuban, period, ashamed?
-Cuban food: The most greasy and unhealthy food in the world.
-Cuban cigars: Exporting cancer to the world.
-Cubans and welfare: Universally known for being liars that work under the table while committing welfare fraud, MOST cubans do it. Besides that Medicare fraud ($91 mil in Florida 2011) is done by hundreds of cuban doctors, and thousands of fake cuban "patients" google: cuban medicare fraud
-Cuban women: Loud, obnoxious, ignorant, abusive, bad manners, raised to be jineteras.
-Cuban men: Raised to be crooks, cocky charlatans.
-Cuban history: From the 1920’s to 50s Cuba was a haven for prostitution, brothels, gambling and drugs ( and the favourite route for the narcotics trade to the United States)
From 1958 to present has become an even poorer country with no respect for human rights, an embarrassment and destructive influence to the hemisphere.
"EVERY NATION HAS THE GOVERNMENT IT DESERVES" -De Maistre-
Go back to your island and help your own people to be free, instead of keep ruining Miami.
P.S. Notice Im using facts, not my opinion. All this info is accurate and verifiable. My opinion: QUE CHUSMA TAN DAÑINA !!!
-Cubans Politicians: Carlos Alvarez and Natacha Seijas, removed due to their rampant dishonesty, the worst in the history of Florida.
-Cuban ancestry: They always say, I'm cuban BUT my family is from Spain. If you were born in cuba you are cuban, period, ashamed?
-Cuban food: The most greasy and unhealthy food in the world.
-Cuban cigars: Exporting cancer to the world.
-Cubans and welfare: Universally known for being liars that work under the table while committing welfare fraud, MOST cubans do it. Besides that Medicare fraud ($91 mil in Florida 2011) is done by hundreds of cuban doctors, and thousands of fake cuban "patients" google: cuban medicare fraud
-Cuban women: Loud, obnoxious, ignorant, abusive, bad manners, raised to be jineteras.
-Cuban men: Raised to be crooks, cocky charlatans.
-Cuban history: From the 1920’s to 50s Cuba was a haven for prostitution, brothels, gambling and drugs ( and the favourite route for the narcotics trade to the United States)
From 1958 to present has become an even poorer country with no respect for human rights, an embarrassment and destructive influence to the hemisphere.
"EVERY NATION HAS THE GOVERNMENT IT DESERVES" -De Maistre-
Go back to your island and help your own people to be free, instead of keep ruining Miami.
P.S. Notice Im using facts, not my opinion. All this info is accurate and verifiable. My opinion: QUE CHUSMA TAN DAÑINA !!!
Are you cuban? Shit No! The question is offensive.
How can I get food stamps and medicaid while making money illegally? Ask a cuban
Who is this obnoxious lady trying to cut in line? A cuban
How can I get food stamps and medicaid while making money illegally? Ask a cuban
Who is this obnoxious lady trying to cut in line? A cuban
by Heather Conroy February 14, 2012
Get the Cubanmug.