crunt

When you mix crusty, and cunt together. its more of a funny thing to call someone then an insult..or an actual crusty cunt..

Jamie-Ashley, you are such a crunt.
Ashley- hahahhahaha.

by brianca December 06, 2007

crunt

It's the space between a girl's crack and cunt. Thus, the portmanteau crunt.

My sister tried to steal a pizza roll from my plate and ran, so I gave her a square kick in the crunt.

by battlekat April 11, 2009

crunt

A socially acceptable version of c*nt.
eg. Shit is to shite, as c*nt is to crunt.

What'd ya do with my pie, ya fat crunt!?

by Orion April 30, 2003

crunt

a Tuskan raider's sandy vagina

"You motherfucking crunt"

by yermomma138 January 19, 2005

Crunt

Cigar is emptied of tobacco and replaced with a mixture of crack and marijuana. Word comes from combination of crack and blunt. Purported, by her sister-in-law, to be a favorite mixture of Whitney Houston.

I can't believe she rolled that crunt and smoked the whole thing!

by dellstar June 28, 2006

Crunt

A crusty cunt

how could she act like such a crunt? ...Her vagina is so dirty,that it's crunt. People who have herpes.

by Bellatrix88 August 20, 2015

crunt

the epic raging dance that will kill more people than chuck norris, invented by stoned dwarves on the seaside of shorncliffe.

"i was shuffling at this party, then this guy did the crunt. i almost had cardiac arrest three times"

by DERMIS O'MALLEY August 16, 2009