couch 

bitch

you're such a little couch.

couch by schecksheee August 8, 2008

Couch 

The best best place in the world. Where my fart pillow lays.

I love this couch.

Couch by Sparking November 27, 2016

Couch 

A place where your dad loses his spare change and wallet sometimes if your lucky.

Bob: Hey Kelly I need some money can you make a distraction while I go check inside the couch?
Kelly: Ok.
Bob: Oh cool dads wallet is here were gonna buy so many diabetes.

Couch by supboi200 June 26, 2018

couch 

a couch is the best bed you can have, some even come with leg rests and arm rest. it is comfy and amazing .

guest: "ill just sleep on the couch"
house owner, in defense:"no just sleep on my bed and ill sleep on the couch"
guest:"ok!"
the house owner was scared he would hurt his precious couch

couch by the-truth-artist567 August 28, 2018

Couch 

(Possibly older urban slang) It’s what you put on top of a scoop of ice cream or a sundae, indiscernible from what can be found from reaching under the cushions of a couch, scooping up what you can, and sprinkling it on top of said frozen treat.

Girl let’s go to the Tasty Freeze...I want me a BIG ASS bowl of soft serve chocolate with couch.

Couch by ovalbeach October 21, 2019

couch 

were you sit with your girl friend and go "oo oooo ooooooo unt ooo"

Boy: do you want to go sit on the couch!
Girl: fuck yes!

couch by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 5, 2020

couch 

were you fuck your girlfriend.

Boy: ima put you on da couch!
Girl: what i dont want to!
Boy too bad! oo oo oh ya!

couch by yourdadisnotcoolsooof October 5, 2020