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Common Sense Media

A shitty website that's dedicated towards blinding children and teens from anything relatively inappropriate from the media until they eventually become adults and realize that the world isn't all sun shines and rainbows. The name itself is super ironic due to the fact that this site fails to realize that we now live in a world where inappropriate content will always be available to children no matter how much prevention people take.
13-year-old: Mom, why can't I watch Trailer Park Boys?
delusional mom: Because it's for people ages 18+ according to Common Sense Media. There's too much profanity and your too young to be hearing bad language.
13-year-old: The people at my school swear like sailors, you can't just blind me from this kind of stuff forever mom.
delusional mom: Well you're a kid and I don't want you to be around any bad language until you're at least 18.
by Dubiks February 20, 2019
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Common Core Math

Math that make zero sense, and has no daily appliances.
Common Core Math in a nutshell:
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?
by Zoso_Floyd February 23, 2017
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Common core

How about when the hw is 1+1 and the test is "two trains are going in opposite directions traveling and the speed of Lauren. If one of them stops for a lunch break at around 12 pm how many cupcakes are needed to but a human soul?"
Common core question: Joe has 250 watermelons and needs 300 how many does he need to buy? Students: why the hell does someone need 300 watermelons?
by Turtle Trey October 10, 2018
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common rider

Legendary Operation Ivy vocalist Jesse Michael's last band which lasted for 3 years and broke up in May, 2003. The music style varies from Ska to Reggae and Punk. Great band.
by Salvo Daze September 30, 2003
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Common W

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common core

No Child Left Behind on steroids and with a different name. Which the Democrats and some Republicans still support for some reason. Basically it's like Obamacare for education. Mark my words, it is going to be an even bigger failure than NCLB and will probably affect students with special needs especially negatively.
Person A: Why do Democrats give the GOP so much trouble about NCLB and then turn around and shove Common Core down our throats?

Person B: I have no clue but they are both terrible programs.
by RepublicofC February 23, 2014
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common sense media

A shitty website where Karens go to feed other Karens fake information about video games. If you asked a 12-year-old, they'd compare it to internet hell.
12 year old: Mom can I play COD with my friends?
Mom: Let me check Common Sense Media.
Some Karen on Common Sense Media: "CALL OF DUTY HAS MADE OUR FAMILY FALL APART!!!!11! MY CHILD WANTS TO HANDLE A GUN NOW!!!!!!111!! AGES 18 AND UP!!11!!!"
COD in Reality: Just another harmless Battle Royale Game
by iHateKaren 11 Pro Max July 9, 2020
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