commit jewicide

The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.

Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"

by FuckACactucs21 July 26, 2016

Commit Madeleine Mccann

Commit Madeleine McCann can be used to tell someone to get away and never come back

Gerry: I hate you
Kate: I hate you too commit Madeleine McCann

by Yay12344555 November 28, 2018

commit yoonbum

When you do an exercise and your ankles hurt

Person one: I just committed a yoonbum

person two: oh.

Ex. 2

Random: commit yoonbum or suffer.

by AvocadoAlex__ October 28, 2020

commit toaster fork

A method of committing suicide by sticking a fork into an electric toaster, sending an immense shock through the body and renders the commitant braindead.

Dude: -kills person on roblox-
Person: go commit toaster fork you hacker

by frick_nuggets November 18, 2018

commit kermit

when you want to die but your brain is thinking about the muppets

i want to commit kermit

by EastTV March 8, 2019

Commit a sin

Jerk off; complete an act of lust; sexual things

Brian: "Where you going bro?"
Jake: " Going to commit a sin, duh!"

by Shadows23214 April 22, 2019

Commit poptart

To eat many pop tarts till you die.

I want you to commit poptart

by Commit_poptart January 28, 2021