codswallop

Something that doesn't make sense and sounds like utter nonsense can be described as codswallop, also, in some places of devon, there are cults that use the walloping of a cod as a method of induction into their sect...

That's just utter codswallop you pillock or Is thou ready for the codswallop young initiate?!?

by ChibiGarrick September 30, 2002

codesturbation

Code that a programmer produces that serves no purpose other than being self-gratifying. Typically involving some new framework or language feature unnecessarily just because it's "cool" but where it adds nothing.

Sure we could re-write the application to use a more service-oriented model, but it won't gain us anything over what we currently have and amounts to nothing more than codesturbation.

by nukespike April 28, 2009

pulling a codster

Leaving without saying goodbye.

I'm too sad to say goodbye, so I'm pulling a codster instead.

by N0RVY March 11, 2010

Codsniped

To be put upon with a great inconvenience or undesirable task at short notice.

I've been totally codsniped, they're sending me to Philadelphia tomorrow to attend a 3 day conference on hand dryers.

by Johnny Cordouroy December 11, 2012

codshit

nonsense or go nowhere conversation, specifically conversations where all parties are loaded.

"I was drunk at a club last night talking codshit to a guy from the UK"

by Cyn December 1, 2004

cods

Scrotum and testicles.

Cods seldom survive an encounter with an alligator snapping turtle while swimming naked.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

codsesh

what you say when you ask your friend if he wants to play cod4 or mw2 not waw cause its gay

Dude codsesh

by soapkilla February 17, 2010