clotis

cyclopian mistress of the night. she is well renowned for her expertice in prositution and gormet cooking. She knows what she wants and she gets it by means of force. When angered, she has been known to rip genitals from their bodies.

ex. One time, a woman named Pichona managed to flirt with Clotis' boyfriend. Clotis grabbed onto each one of Pichona's nipples and pulled until her soup de jours hit the floor and splashed all over the place. She didn't want to do it, but she was left with no other choice.

by chrisonio gamsco June 18, 2011

cloves

a cigarette, commonly made in indonesia, that emits a pleasant and sweet smelling odor. commonly smoked for it's taste and it's use as an ice breaker at parties/social gatherings. contrary to popular misconception, they do not contain fiberglass. the oil leeched from the ground cloves causes staining of the cigarette paper and frequently causes a crackling sound as its heated while the cigarette is smoked.

hey, is that a clove you're smoking?

by corvus brachyrhynchos July 25, 2003

cloves

A type of cigarette with a sweet smelling smoke. Cloves are generally imported from indonesia, the two most prevalant brands being Djarum and Sapoerna. They typically are a harsher smoke then most normal cigarettes, being that they don't contain chemicals that cause them to be "smoother." Cloves are a mix of approx. 60% clove leaf and 40% tobacco. Although many people claim, most research has indicated that cloves are no more harmful then normal cigarettes (the misconception comes from the harsh smoke) and they typically contain fewer chemicals like those found in normal cigarettes (arsenic, cyanide, formaldihyde). Cloves also contain a chemical eugenol that mildly numbs the mouth. They are also known as kretek

Cloves aren't any worse for you then your marbolo's

by msugi October 10, 2005

clois

Name of the pairing Clark and Lois from TV's Smallville.

They need more Clois episodes this season.

by melcy April 20, 2006

RACKIN' THE CLODIS

refers to high levels of success concerning recent situations and events; most often has a sexual connotation.

similar to phrases:

"GETTIN' IT" "GET IT" and/or "GETTIN' IT IN,"

though geared more toward use by females, as the term 'Clodis' resembles the word 'clitoris' when spoken aloud.

Hey, girl, did you ever end up calling Bob last night?

Yeah! It was great- Got him over and naked in 20 and out the door with minimal conversation.

Yeaaahhh girl: RACKIN' THE CLODIS!

by W.S. Alex July 24, 2011

Cloister

The area located beetween the anus and genitalia of both male and female humans.

When he tried to steal her purse she kicked him right in the cloister.

by Knot u December 11, 2018

Cloiser

A fan of the Lois Lane and Clark Kent pairing in comics and tv shows like LaC and Smallville or the Superman movies!

Man, those Cloisers can down wild cherry martinis like crazy!

by jjsmallvillelvr April 23, 2009