clamoflage

the coarse wire wool resemebling protective patch of a madams pussvoi (pronounced puss - wah)

good god johnson I couldn't see shit last night, your wifes souther hemisphere was more clamoflaged than Nam!

by felicio June 5, 2007

clamouflage

camouflage most commonly worm by clams in order to hide from prey and predator.

O my gosh I didn't even effing see that clam attack coming because of all the clamouflage it was wearing.

by Sr. Webster III December 23, 2009

CMAOL

Crying my ass off laughing

I was CMAOL when I watched the funny video compilation.

by Mandeesh August 24, 2016

cmao

cmao obviously stands for "cringing my ass off" bro.

"bro i just cmao'd bro dude"

by heyblib October 3, 2018

petty clamouring

the act of one being ivolved in a pointless argument with a gay

simon: You pedo
Kieran: whatever cucumber il not involve myself in this petty clamouring

by kieran April 22, 2005

Clamorous

A light-hearted way of calling someone attractive even though they are stingy, tight-lipped, and/or tight-fisted. Derived from the words clam (meaning, tight-lipped or tight-fisted) and glamorous.

Clamorous Gal: "Hey, that's mine! Buy your own drink, Mister!"
Funny Fella: "Well hello Miss Clamorous!" ;)

by clamorous January 22, 2013

Clamorous

Clam-or-us noun, small area between a female's vagina and anus.

Don't wipe back to front Jenny, you'll get shit on your clamorous.

by Kyokatay July 24, 2011