Upper St. Clair

Upper St. Clair is a wealthy suburb in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Upper St. Clair is known for snobby rich kids and hot “milfs”. The typical Upper St. Clair student can be found acting as if he is from the "ghetto", yet their tinted windows are the darkest thing that they have seen. Every kid from 7th to 12th grade talks of smoking weed but the closest any of them have gotten to grass is their freshly cut, Mexican made, perfect front lawn. It is a place where your older brother determines your popularity and status in life; for instance when one student is faced with a fight from one of the neighboring community the common response will be “Do you know my brother” or “Yo I will get my brotha up in here.” Upper St. Clair is known for better looking girls then the neighboring communities, with their fake hair always colored dark to support their poor athletic programs. Although, There has been success in the past, Render is still one of the most useless coaches you can find, but rival Mt. Lebanon and other communities, that share the same hatred, still continue to tower over them in basketball and lacrosse.

Upper St. Clair Students: "Yo dog you be hittin the bong today"
"Ya man we's be doin'this shit all day"
Mt. Lebanon Student: "Wait your still white"
Upper St. Clair: "Wat you sayin I will get my OLDA brotha"
Mt. lebanon: "Still white....."

by Steve Durann October 27, 2008

St Clair

A suburb in Western Sydney where you will find Lads, Bogans and many ethnic people. It's best advised that you do not visit during the evening and night as the lads and eshays will fight anyone in sight. Fights between teenage boys always happen in the skate bowl. The bogans frequent the local McDonalds and do stupid shit which is why there is now security guards. The area is constantly patrolled by the coppers but crime is still rampant.

Person 1: Oh did you hear about the daughter who beheaded her mother in St Clair the other day?
Person 2: Yeah, best be steering clear of that shit hole!

by typical_lad November 22, 2019

Busty St. Clair

The name that Homer changes Marge's name to on the Simpsons.

Modelled after famed porn queen Jasmine St. Clair.

Homer also entertains: Chesty LaRue, and Hootie McBoob as options to name marge

"Busty St. Clair is a very suitable porn name"

by DB January 13, 2005

Upper St. Clair

The best township in Pittsburgh by far...Noted for its stubborn parents and insane sports fanatics...and Sean Lee

Dude 1: Upper St. Clair beat Mt. Lebanon last night?
Dude 2: Again? It seems like they always win at everything!
Dude 1: Dude, that's because they do!

by Andy Baraja May 8, 2006

St. Clair County Highschool

Shittiest school you could imagine, teachers didn't give a fuck, administrators should have been janitors and vice versa.

So poor it didn't have books for a couple years, had literal drug busts with K9 unit walk throughs.

Most people at St. Clair County Highschool only read on a 1st grade level, including teachers and staff.

Definition: shitty ass school.

Person 1: Hey did you go to St. Clair County Highschool?
Person2: Unfortunately I did.
Person1: I'm really sorry.
Person2: same to you, that place was hell.

by BrianTerry January 17, 2020

Upper St Clair

Upper St Clair is located in the richest part of PA. Upper St Clair is the richest and best community in all america. It is ranked number 10 on the top 10 best places to live in 2009.

www.finance.yahoo.com/news/Best-Places-to-Live-usnews-15476164.html?.v=1

Not to mention their sexy girls, and good looking guys. upper St clair has no competition to beat because they are the best of the best. People who in in USC do not know what broke is , they think its when their private jet breaks down. they are known for their model like girls and successful school, and the stuck up ppl that dont associate with anyone who does not make a million a year.

Boy: Damn girl where you from?
Girl: Upper St Clair
Boy: You got that model look down fo sho.
Girl: I will pay you $1000 for you to stop talking to me

by tysonboi64 June 18, 2009

Upper St Clair

Upper St. Clair is the best of the best in PA. It is not only the richest township but the most successful. The girls from Upper St Clair are gorgeous, alot of them model. People from USc have nothing but amazing huge mansions, the nicest cars and most expensive. The girls think Coach is a cheap store. Majority of residents heard of walmart but never stepped into the store. They also never heard od taxi cabs. They call a limo to come get them. If their is too much traffic they go on their daddy's private jet. Upper St clair is a perfect place to live many people strive to be like USC but do not succeed at it.

Girl: Hey do you think we should just call a taxi?
Boy: No I am from Upper St Clair, we can take the limo.

by NBaby February 20, 2009