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Chuck E Cheese 

A loud place with strange children runnning amuck and a creepy guy in a mouse suit.
Also a place where they get away for selling plastic pieces of crap for 300+ tickets.
Chuck E Cheese by a sarcastic kid January 20, 2009

Chuck E Cheese Pizza 

Pizza that has been recycled from other tables at the restaurant.
Person 1: Did you see Shane Dawson’s video about Chuck E Cheese Pizza?
Person 2: Yeah, everyone knows that chuck e cheese recycles their pizza.

Chuck-E-Cheese-Custody 

Sub par dining / entertainment for bad parents who occasionally spend time with their kids. A mix of cheap food and sugar filled entertainment so the part time parent does not have to actually speak to or spend time with the child.
The judge awarded me chuck-e-cheese-custody so now I have to "babysit" one day a month. Sigh.

Chuck E Cheese's 

Where a kid can be a kid... DUHH or in some cases Where a kid can be a star. And can eat greasy pizza.
Dad: Where is a good place to get rid of the kids?
Mom: At Chuck E Cheese's
Kid: WHERE A KID CAN BE A KIDD.. WOOT :D
hhahaha

Chuck E Cheese 

1 n. a place where pedophiles can hang around the little children and get off in the ball pit.

2 v. the act of nabbing a youngin by Wes Meythaler and giving the youngin "the business."

3 Their pizza gives you the worst shits ever.
I'm not taking my son to Chuck E. Cheese because they will shit in the ball pit.

OR

Wes Meythaler did a Chuck E Cheese on my son

Chuck E Cheese 

A place where a kid can be a kid
Alex: daddy can I go to Chuck E Cheese
Daddy: nah man we’re going to the club
Alex: but daddy I’m only 7 years old I’m not old enough to go to the club. I wanna go to a place where a kid can be a kid.
Daddy: fine
Alex: YAAAAAAAAAY!