choad

A penis (cock) fatter than it is long; an utterly useless thing that no one could be proud of.

'My kid is a total choad; she called the principal at her school dad.'

or

P Diddy is a choad.

or

'Mmmm fuck... Dude my choad is really itchy, do you mind if i scratch it?'

or

Some Paedophiles will settle for a choad.

or

He came to think of his choad as his off button.

by beakface June 19, 2010

Choad

Most used at the McCallie school in Chattanooga TN, this means either a short fat individual or a tool.

Dude look at that choad!
Yeah he's such a douche.

by frederick archebald October 8, 2011

choad

youngsun won

i know a choad and his name is youngsun won, his penis is fatter than it is long.

by mr. ike December 15, 2010

choad

The area between the poohole and the peehole on a chick or the poohole and the wordsatchel on a dude. See wordzoot, wordtaint, wordgooch

Dude it was awesome, she licked my choad all night!

by zooter June 29, 2003

Choad

A penis that is wider, than it is long.

Mel Gibson. Hitler. Your mother.

"My choad hurts"

by Adrian O'Toole September 26, 2006

choad

It's the part between a guys balls and his ass hole.

Wow your a fucking choad!

by Cleo April 26, 2004

Choad

A person who is dumb

"Man that guy is such a choad! He thinks 3x3 is 6!"

by jiffylube March 9, 2009