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chili pimp 

n. a pimp who is shivering because he only has one hoe in his stable.
This dude in the mall claimed he was pimping was big time, but he ain't nothing but a chili pimp.
chili pimp by brookzbadazz April 21, 2009

Chili Wonka 

The act of paying a midget to dress up as an Oompa Loopma. From there, you have the midget eat three and a half bowls of chili. When digested, the midget will take a dump on your chest so you can get high off the aroma.
Guy 1: Dude, I've always wanted to try a Chili Wonka, but I don't know any midgets.

Guy 2: Don't worry, man! My neighbor is a midget. I'll set you up.
Chili Wonka by Dankerman January 7, 2013

chili balls 

This is synonymous with testicular body odor. Chili describes the odor emanating from sweaty male testes. The degree of "chili-ness" will vary depending on
(1) the size of the balls,
(2) the level of sweat accumulating around the balls,
(3) amount of pubes growing from the vulnerable region, and
(4) the diet of the host.

It is important to note that women do not like chili balls. Before a date, a male should always do a "chili-check". Simply use your fingers to swipe under your balls and give it a quick whiff. If the smell screams Hormel, wash your nuts if you plan on getting any.
"That guy had major chili balls"
chili balls by Sara U. October 30, 2007

chili head 

1. A person who gets a high from chilis, especially really hot ones.

2. To eat a spicy pepper then perform oral sex.
I wanted to get back at my ex, so I gave him a chili head.

My chili head friends and I tried the jalapeno pepper and I got a high from it.
chili head by homeconomics April 9, 2010

Chili Vision

When you eat so much ass, that you begin to look at it like a bowl of chili instead of an ass; essentially, tunnel vision, but for ass-eaters.
"Hey, have you heard about Josh recently? Heard he has a severe case of Chili Vision."
Chili Vision by BUBBLEFART007 August 23, 2017

Chili webb

When you have intercourse with a haji’s wife through the fence of an ECP
If i can’t bring my wife inside, then i bring her to fence pull down her pants and you chili webb
Chili webb by OXC2197 September 25, 2018