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chipmunk

the most maniacal hell bent animal on the face of the earth. known for the killings of JFK and Jimmy Hoffa. They kill all in there path and often shoot down and blade rape those in there path.
according to the warren commision the chipmunk was the single bullet
by Frank Tellihnugh January 29, 2008
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When one masterbates into a girls cheeks until it becomes full and then and then you cum on her ass hole and throw your shaven pubes on it, creating a tail.
A) Whats a chipmunk?
B) When one masterbates into a girls cheeks until it becomes full and then and then you cum on her ass hole and throw your shaven pubes on it, creating a tail.
by lweis carrol November 13, 2007
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When one vomits inside ones mouth, expanding cheeks, appearing as if a chipmunk.
Fred got wasted and chipmunked on the subway last night, then let it out all over some old bitch, it was fuckin disgusting.
by Bill Paxton, the 2nd February 9, 2009
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word used to inform a bro of the presence of an ugly ass girl who's close by without saying terms like "the one who looks like my grandpa" or "the fugley one" that get her attention and turn her on to you.
Dude 1: Oh my GOD bro, look at that chipmunk!!

Dude 2: Holy shit! It looks like Snooki's vagina!
by Tehsmexynest May 6, 2011
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A verb meaning to stuff a man's scrotum in the mouth, while sucking his dick; refers to the stuffed cheek appearance that results from this action, and the general tendency of chipmunks to stuff nuts in their mouths.
My husband couldn't believe my mouth was big enough to chipmunk him.
by Kitnoir4ever December 9, 2016
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Chipmunk, when a woman goes down on you and deapthroats you while sticking your balls on either side of the mouth so to look like a chipmunk with a mouth full of nuts.
Man I made Dawn give me a Chipmunk last night . Her cheeks were full of my nuts for sure.
by jnail361 March 27, 2017
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A girl with blonde hair that looks prettier up close and has a squeaky ass voice
Ex. That chipmunk is talking to me.
by Bobs plan May 10, 2018
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