charging my laser

Male masturbation; Jacking off.

I ran my hand up my throbbing, warm meat. I was charging my laser.

by Caytie November 25, 2006

charging the smurfy president

Having sex.

John was pissed off when he caught me charging the smurfy president with his mom.

by lulcatz69 November 30, 2009

Charging and Chill

That desperate time when you just can't charge your phone without your girlfriend wrapped around your arms. As soon as the battery percentage reaches 69%, that's when things start to get a little out of control.

Joe: *put's his phone on the charger
Julie: *starts cuddling with Joe for no reason
Joe: "Uh, what are you doing"
Julie: "What do you mean what am I'm doing. Were charging and chilling"
**15 minutes later, battery reaches 69%**
Julie: *starts taking her clothes off
Joe: "Why are you taking your clothes off?"
Julie: "What do you mean? This charging chillin got me horny, not help me take your clothes off now"

by Lets Chill :3 October 19, 2015

Charging up the yeet/yeet release

Charging Up The Yeet - attempting killstreak in any online multiplayer game

Yeet Release - succeeding at said killstreak and looking like a fucking savage

Also Credited: Fuckin Shmirs

About to get super in Destiny 2:

*Screams* CHARGING UP THE YEET
Uses super in Destiny 2:
*Screams* YEET RELEASE
Charging up the yeet/yeet release

by Words202 October 11, 2017

Charging Up

When you stuff the head of your penis into your own asshole for the day

My dick was too big for my outfit so I knew I’d be charging up.

by All Bets Hedged October 31, 2021

Charging up

Takin Time From Fun, Social, Any Other Habit That’s Not Beneficial Towards Money Or Your Life Goals … Reloading

Three Been Social Distance Charging Up To Return Back Turnt & Lit!

by Quathree October 14, 2021

Charging For Breathing

Trying to get someone to be charged/blamed for something as natural as breathing.
(Made by me)

Person A: "I wanted to see the menu on that new café, and they were literally charging for breathing! I had to pay 6 dollars for only looking at the menu!"

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025