Chaffage

The burning or irration of the inner thigh, causing one to walk funny, like someone who has a stick up his ass.

All this walking is giving me fucking chaffage.

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

chaffed banana

when a girl scrapes your wang when going down on you,

Theresa gave me a chaffed banana, so I gave her a dirty pog

by kung-pow January 26, 2003

carfaxed

to investigate a potential online friend or love's truthfulness about their identity.

People lie all the time about who they are on the internet. Nothing worse than meeting someone who sounds nice and then find out down the road that they aren't. From "carfax" to find out a car's history before you buy it.

I met a real nice woman online and carfaxed her to make sure she was who she said she was.

by Kiss My Neurons August 5, 2009

Carfuck

A clusterfuck of cars.. like when the traffic light turns red and there are 8 cars in the intersection, then the other light turns green so there are another set of cars trying to get into the intersection as well. Can also occur when an accident happens and a pile-up of cars in the accident and otherwise stop traffic, causing a Carfuck.

Oh man, we're trying to turn left but there's a huge Carfuck blocking our way!

by Stizlikethis September 14, 2009

carfisting

The act of a female slowly inserting and fucking a vehicle's gear selector.

Stacey put her brand new 2010 Hummer into park at a local Kroger so she could begin carfisting her tight pussy.

by Dylandam November 13, 2011

Chafing My Mind

It is a common term, often used when 'grinding my gears' or 'annoying me' have already been used or aren't quite alternative and imaginative enough. Much like the chafing of tight underwear against one's thighs, the chafing of the mind is both annoying and unwanted. When someone's rubbing your brain and leaving a rash, just tell 'em how you feel.

Roy: "Hey mom can I have some money for the bus?"
Mom: "Fuk off Roy. You're really chafing my mind today."

by dominat0r May 30, 2013

chafer

A person who irritates, an event or behavior that irritates. A custy that calls you a hundred times for a dime.

Niel calls me too much, he is such a chafer.

by Pepper Eaton December 30, 2003