Cardboard Box

An item used by Solid Snake in the Metal Gear series to avoid detection. Snake can get a little weird with his cardboard box, like in MGS3 where he tells someone that the box is "his destiny"

"Hey, what's that?"
*Looks at cardboard box*
"Just a box"
*Turns back, Snake jumps out and blows away the guard*

by Snake556 September 21, 2005

Cardboard Boxers

When you're a preteen and you feel a little rambunctious and horny and the rents go in your room to pick up the laundry an find hard boxers from last night's fun....oh they know....they always know what you did.

Little Timmy shoved his cardboard boxers into Dorothy's face making her smell his dehydrated love juice.

My mother found the cardboard boxers from when i fooked Betsy in the back seat of my minivan....

by Polish Avenger May 5, 2006

cardboarding

The summer and spring version of winter sledding (on snow). Cardboarding takes place on a grassy, steep hill and instead of riding a plastic or metal sled, you ride a large piece of cardboard.

It may sound hella lame, but its actually quite amusing on a summer day.

"I miss sledding :("
"well we can go cardboarding now that summer is here!"

by Laur6336 June 11, 2008

cardboard catwalk

An ode to the 1980s style of breakdancing on a flaten piece of cardboard in the streets. The act of impressing a boy/girl by showcasing how well they can dance.

Dalton: Hey Luke, how the hell are you going to impress Kacie?

Luke: I think a stroll down the cardboard catwalk will do the trick.

Dalton: Okay, but your white so I'd stick to the acoustic guitar.

Luke: Oh please. I'm the blackest white person in Lafayette County.

by Stang July 8, 2011

cardboardhydrates

Carbs found in low-quality processed foods that come in cardboard boxes; Little Debbie cakes.

Bro, if you want to get jacked, you’ve gotta up proteins and cut cardboardhydrates

by oldkingroamer August 12, 2019

Cardhoardia

A rare neurological medical condition--you can't bring just one deck of cards with you, you have to bring three.

Luckily, due to her cardhoardia, we had enough cards for everyone to play Kings on the Corners all at once.

by T+B January 2, 2011

Cardbordeux

A term to describe boxed wine when you just want to feel fancy.

"I'll fetch the Cardbordeux."

"That's not Merlot, that's just my finest Cardbordeux."

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022