Chameleon Boobs

When a girl's assets look alternately excellent and non-existent on a day-to-day basis based on shirt & bra.

"Dude, did you see Jenny's boobs today?? They were looking AMAZING!!!"

"Yeah, but I saw her Tuesday and it was barely clear she had much of anything."

"Man, she must have them chameleon boobs!"

by b110 January 3, 2009

Chammered

To become extremely drunk, or hammered, off of massive amounts of champagne consumption. Sometimes referred to as the "champagne campaign." Typically associated with a happy drunk feeling that results in fuzzy memories from the night before which require re-living through review of facebook photos, tweets and text messages. Typically more subdued than getting crunk

Oh girl, you got chammered last night and hooked up with that one guy we told you not to." Or, "It's time to celebrate, I'm going to get so chammered tonight.

by BubblyOverDrinker September 2, 2010

Chameleon Hand Slam

First you shit and piss simultaneously on your hand and then slap the closest person to you until they go red. After you continue to up the rounds and slap them even more, eventually you become a God when you see the enemy's face flashing different colours.

HOLY FUCK, I GAVE HER THE CHAMELEON HAND SLAM AS THE ANNIVERSARY PRESENT , SHE LOVED IT!

by xLiam OSullivan September 9, 2016

chameleon sexual

when you don't like anyone and people don't like you so you can just be whatever you feel like with that vibe

ugh now might go chameleon sexual because no one likes me

by LILsnooki May 28, 2020

Chameleon Dope

A flash form of methamphetamine (see Meth) which requires little time / skill to cook and changes colors when smoked. Chameleon Dope is generally produced using chlorine tablets and Dot-3 brake fluid in an aluminum can lined with Phenyl.

Tweaker 1: Damn dude, the dope just turned blue and pink!!

Tweaker 2: Yeah man, it's Chameleon Dope.

by Mr. Sage May 6, 2006

chameleon logic

Fundamentally flawed logic used by poorly educated, narcissistic, usually paranoid persons to garner undo influence or support from like-minded individuals. In a similar notion of a true chameleon animal, they blend their logic to conceal their lack of understanding, insecurities, inabilities to obscure their true indentity or intent.

I love how talk show hosts and politicians use chameleon logic to try to win a debate.

by Guido1 February 23, 2011

cameren

The sexiest of all gods able to pleasue any women with just a look.

Damn, did you just cameren that bitch?

by Ladyvulpine December 20, 2016