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Caution

This is not caution. I am a university professor. It is not a particularly cautious act/behavior to write vaguely disgusting and diachronic definitions of angels, wolves and migration on a public dictionary site that anyone could read. I like writing my autobiography in the form of Urban Dictionary definitions. This is not, as I said, caution.
Writing intensely personal definitions of futurity, modernity, you name it, on a public dictionary site that you will have no access to once you press send. To do this without caution.
by Bhanu: A Failed Novelist July 22, 2012
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by RaMDaY December 12, 2004
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cautious

When you drop your keys in San Francisco and kick them all the way to Seattle before you bend over to pick them up
A prision inmate should be cautious when picking up a bar of soap
by idgaf December 19, 2003
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caution tape

Tape that basically mean, stay the fuck away from this...please.
At school they are reeseeding grass, there's caution tape, a.k.a; "stay the fuck away from this...please" tape, all around it.
by wrapp me in caution tape plz October 26, 2009
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cauterize the phonebook

To remove the names of people from your phonebook that you no longer want to have the urge to call or text. Particularly those people who were the reciever of previous romantic advances or friends who have become "yucky" in some way or another. Can also be used to refer to regular clearing of business dead ends or ex-clients info.
person one: So hows the new unattached life going?

person two: After the first year, I needed to cauterize the phonebook in my berry, I think I was chasing too many possibilities. I keep texting old failed attempts. I need to chill out and focus on my own life.
by Motorblade January 24, 2010
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cautiously horny

When you see a crazy-hot chick you want to bang, but are suddenly unsure if it's a chick
I saw this hot blonde chick with a tight little ass from behind, and wanted to take her to bone town, but then I saw she had some meaty calves and wasn't sure if it was a chick or a dude. Not wanting to give up too easily, I had to verify it was a chick. I was cautiously horny.
by Pandastic July 5, 2016
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Cautexican

A resident of the state of Texas who is of Hispanic descent, but acts more Caucasian then most white people. Most often times cannot speak fluent spanish.
"Jose' is such a Cautexican, he can't even pronounce what he's ordering at Taco Bell"
by HJoyjoy June 9, 2018
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