Catastic

Used to describe something thats freaking amazing

That party last night was Catastic !

by Gunt123 March 11, 2012

catastrophic

Causing a catastrophe, or a large disaster. Disastrous.

Walking into that trashcan was completely catastrophic for our relationship.

by A. Os May 11, 2006

Catist

An individual who discriminates against cats.

Oh, that dog is such a catist!

by Henckly January 20, 2005

catstody

custody of a pet cat

When we ended our engagement, we agreed upon joint catstody of our cat.

by naruja November 3, 2008

catstroker

a 16 year old hairy male with back fungi and spawns ringworm. this male will take cats and will rub his hairy genatailia on the back of cats. Leaving the cats back hairless, and severe rash.

ohhh mmyyyyy goodddddd , Lennie is such a catstroker.

by towel boy January 3, 2010

Rectal Catastrophe

A synonym for goatse

or

A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar

Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"

Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."

by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010

catasstrophy

after your cat uses the litterbox, and runs away from it, sometimes a few leftovers linger on him and fall in his wake. These are catasstrophies.

I walked into the kitchen only to find a catasstrophy next to the refrigerator.

by ebymel April 3, 2008