Catist 

An individual who discriminates against cats.

Oh, that dog is such a catist!

Catist by Henckly January 20, 2005

Ceiling Catist's

People or person who truly believes that the internet meme "Ceiling cat" is a true god.

John: Hi my name is John but my friends call me Jesus.
Daniel: Cut it out. I believe in Ceiling Cat he came to me in a dream. So now me and Barrack Obama are Ceiling Catist's
John: When you say it! Your beliefs sound much more likely than mine. Where do i sign up?

Ceiling Catist's by Ceilingcat's desiple January 8, 2010

anti-catist 

1) a person or persons that are against the existence of felines and participate in the acts of extermination or random acts of spite against cats

2) people involved in a society that is against LOLcats

1) Both Bob and Sally really had a hatred of cats.

2) Marcy is part of the Anti-catist society in Idaho

anti-catist by Isley Kessler June 16, 2007

whats in the canister 

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya

As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

whats in the canister by ExplosiveGoomba June 3, 2017

Catastrophear

To feel an exaggerated fear or concern about something.

"Don't worry bro, she's gonna come back soon! Don't catastrophear!"

"I don't like to catastrophear. This situation could be worse"

Catastrophear by Phil-OoO October 7, 2016

Calisthenician 

Someone who has become one with the art of calisthenics.

Person 1: hey man, I can't do a single pull up
Person 2: bro, then you're not a true calisthenician

Calisthenician by thecalisthenicbros May 21, 2019

catasterpiece

(n): something that's so terribly messed-up, it could not possibly have been done worse, even on-purpose. Often the result of trying to cover-up a previous wrongdoing

When Claude tried to glue the broken statue back together before his boss returned, he glued the arm on the wrong side. It was a true catasterpiece.

catasterpiece by dick vendor November 22, 2011